Thursday, January 4, 2007

conservative bitches

since our new school year started midweek, administrators at our school decided to screw the school week and take a trip to San Francisco to see the titanic exhibit in the metreon. as exciting as the exhibit was, all three hundred of the salvaged artifacts, the more exciting portion of the trip was for sure the ride down to the bay.

as a student at an ultra-conservative educational institution, i have heard many conservative based opinions from the many conservative students who know nothing better than their parent's conservative opinions on every major issue concerning our nation and community today. i feel confident to say that at least 95% of the students in the high school are staunch believers of the conservative doctrines that are preached by the local pastor at the church. knowing this, you, the reader, imagine how a bus load of conservative scripture quoting zealots would react upon reaching san francisco, the most liberal city in the united states.

as we neared the bay bridge, conversation about the "sinfulness" of san francisco sparked up and down the bus. as we passed a billboard for gap stores that had a suggestive picture of two men hand in hand, the crowd on the bus was in utter revulsion. another billboard had a picture of speaker pelosi with the header "congratulation madame speaker pelosi!" as we passed this one, a certain teacher put a disgusting scowl on his face and muttered something under his breath. driving down market street, we passed by several noticeably gay couples, and as we passed by them, the whole bus started yelling disgusting epitapths that did not fit the characteristic trademarks of a christian group.

i call the 95% of the conservative students in my highschool worthless jackasses who don't know what the hell they're talking about. the only reason many of these students hold the distorted opinions that they do is because they've been brainwashed by their evangelical parents who have been serviced the same way by their parents. as christians, these bitches should be embracing the gay population who are, just like them, human beings. IT'S INFURIATING HOW THESE KIDS DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BUT ANTI-GAY, ANTI-ABORTION, ANTI-LIBERAL, ETC. ETC. ETC.

remember that one saying that we're supposed to live by?

"love thy neighbor as theyself..."



*from now on, ultra-cons will be labled as bitches*

2 comments:

Housewife said...

I'm so sad for you.

That is NOT an education.

I believe in freedom.

I believe in freedom of thought as well.

I also believe in war, big ass guns and personal responsibility so I'm the one the conservatives court... that is a sad failure.

two crows said...

you know what else works?
turning the other cheek.
not because it's this big, moral thing to do but because-- surprise, surprise --it works.

now, I can't pretend to be able to read the mind of the man people call Jesus [_I_ don't call him that because his name was Joshua -- his name was changed during the 1st century to the Greek translation of his name] but I know that hitting someone back helps them feel righteous -- as if hitting you in the first place was justified.

but, turning the other cheek forces the other person to stop and think about what he just did and why. that's my take on why Joshua suggested we operate that way. because it gets people to stop and think about what they've done.

and, when Gandhi did it, it brought an empire to its knees.